do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead.
im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice
Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger.
Via Lord Of The Rings
“@thelizziebennet sorts through her things, item by item, dramatically staring off into space, overcome with emotion. /fin”
Via sassy sci-fi ladies
FLONKERTON: Box of Paper Snowshoe Racing
Via Your aura is this fantastic purple color!
“A lots happened since then.” “Exactly. You both got a chance to get to know each other.”
Via they say it's hip to be square
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one: