I am a literal Hobbit

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

Via How in the hell was this URL available?

You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead.

(Source: thorinds)



Happy Birthday Ashley Clements!

(Source: fyeahashleyclements)


Via to the crap library!

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

Via Come what may

Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger.

(Source: fyeahtheraceofmen)


Via Lord Of The Rings




@thelizziebennet sorts through her things, item by item, dramatically staring off into space, overcome with emotion. /fin”


Via sassy sci-fi ladies


FLONKERTON: Box of Paper Snowshoe Racing

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)


Via Your aura is this fantastic purple color!


“A lots happened since then.” “Exactly. You both got a chance to get to know each other.”

(Source: queenofthenorths)


Via they say it's hip to be square




committedfalpal:

It’s like you’re my mirror. My mirror staring back at me


Via Bow Down Bitches

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

Via This story's missing a wishing well...

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

Via This story's missing a wishing well...

itshazel-belle:

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(Source: orangeyouellis)

Via Ní Gallchobhair

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOUR TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
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