I am a literal Hobbit

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Via And everywhere the dragons danced the people died

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(Source: canadad)

Via I promise I can grow tall when making love is free

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

(Source: stannisbaratheon)


Via Sorry for all the GOT


sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock)


Via Sorry for all the GOT




msfili:

omfg jeremy


Via i am groot


theminttu:

Sometimes there are no words


Via false river

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

Via Small Box in A Big Universe

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

Via Cover up the blank spots, hit me on the head...

harmoniousfive:

Get To Know Me Meme: 5 Families [2/5]

The Banks-Smith Family

"We never started out trying to make some big social statement or leave a big fingerprint on American pop culture, we were just trying to have fun. We wanted to not only present some positive black images, but also give people a vehicle to relieve some of the stress in their busy lives."

-Will Smith - L.A. Times, May 20, 1996


Via no


readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.


Via go forth and set the world on fire.


Daniel’s message to Tom and Tom’s response to it on Good Day LA


Via TFOBSESSED



sterlingsea:

I only miss the 90s because I didn’t have to match my clothes, I could eat bagel bites for dinner, there were naps, and I liked every cartoon that aired on tv

Via false river


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