I am a literal Hobbit

"Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have plants in this building that are poisonous, you picked them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re in, and they’ll defend themselves, violently if necessary." Jurassic Park (1993)

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Via And not a single fuck was given that day.


Why does this not have more notes

I love this movie

everyone should love this movie

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WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

I am the last dragon.

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Steven Yeun - GQ Magazine - March 2014

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Would you say that you are a badass in real life?
You always take a little bit from a character after you’ve played it. A lot of the research that I did finding Thranduil was just going to the woods and going on long hikes. I went on a bunch of big, long hikes in New Zealand. I’m a pretty gentle person, so I don’t really have much of a thing of being a badass!

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Via And everywhere the dragons danced the people died








Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.

Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.

Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.

And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

i am Barney

I am Ted and Lily

This is so accurate





Owls are weird, man.

Owls are the only birds I like.

They are goofy gombos.  If I could do that with my head, I would be goofy, too.

Via ☆

Under special interests…Can I just link to my tumblr?

It would be super convenient…

Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.

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Via Oh we can be heroes, just for one day.

I’m applying for a job that sounds PERFECT for me.

It’s asking for my salary and hours from previous jobs. 

How am I supposed to remember what I was paid 6-10 years ago? What do I even put? 

"Excuse me, everyone! Santiago and I will be performing the Steerage Jig from the film Titanic; which we have prepared for in no way, shape or form." 

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Via no


No, Sam. I can’t recall the taste of food… Nor the sound of water or touch of grass… I’m naked in the dark, with nothing. No veil between me and the ring of fire. I can see him with my waking eyes! 


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